Friday, January 20, 2012
Will there be a hilarious exchange of words between morticians, as they discuss The Undertaker's deceased body?
The Undertaker is 45 or something. In dog years -- I mean, pro wrestling years, that's way past his expiration date, so the big foot is bound to come crashing down sooner or later. When he finally does though, will there most likely be a short confusion among the morticians handling him? You know maybe when his corpse is rolled in, one mortician might say to the other, "This here's The Undertaker." "Yes, I know I am, but who's this?" "The Undertaker." "Quit playing games, douche bag, this isn't the place for that." "I just told you. The Undertaker." "Damn't, you know what? Just forget it. Cremate the corpse, and fricken throw the ashes in the trash!" Will this most likely happen due to The Undertaker sharing a title name with a professional, do you think?
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